These (GOP) debates… they have jumped the shark. Because last night — I swear to God — the Republicans talked about three things: deporting Mexican grandmothers; building a colony on the Moon that could become the 51st state; and how Obama is out of touch.
– BILL MAHER, Real Time (via inothernews) Via About A Girl
How Hollywood could kill movie piracy (if they wanted to) - Imgur
Yup. This is why I can’t get behind the “We should only complain about privacy issues, not the end of free downloading” side of things, however well-meaning it is. It’s not about artistic integrity, it’s about corporate profit. Also, have all movies/TV episodes available in all countries when they’re released in one country and stop putting country blocks on streaming video.
GUYS SOMETHING HAS HAPPENED IN THE WIZARDING WORLD TODAY
#what if the books are real #what if JK is a seer #and what if last night was the night that voldemort went and tried to kill Harry but failed #WHAT #IF
“You been a very naughty girl.”
Excuse me while I asdagsdghshgqadvasdfa
I’m so glad I wasn’t the only one thinking this.
Meg. Meg. LOOOOK.
(Source: youcandoanythingyoulikewithme)
To protest a bill that would require women to undergo an ultrasound before having an abortion, Virginia State Sen. Janet Howell (D-Fairfax) on Monday attached an amendment that would require men to have a rectal exam and a cardiac stress test before obtaining a prescription for erectile dysfunction medication.
–Huff Po (via rachelfershleiser)
This is the most beautiful thing. Can we send her flowers?
(via jaimealyse)
BOOM.
(via nerdysouth)
I think I love you, Janet Howell.
(via panamanianmoon)
Seems only fair.
(via nefariousnewt)
Via no worries
-The Quiet World - Jeffrey McDaniel
In an effort to get people to look
into each other’s eyes more,
and also to appease the mutes,
the government has decided
to allot each person exactly one hundred
and sixty-seven words, per day.
When the phone rings, I put it to my ear
without saying hello. In the restaurant
I point at chicken noodle soup.
I am adjusting well to the new way.
Late at night, I call my long distance lover,
proudly say I only used fifty-nine today.
I saved the rest for you.
When she doesn’t respond,
I know she’s used up all her words,
so I slowly whisper I love you
thirty-two and a third times.
After that, we just sit on the line
and listen to each other breathe.
Happy Geeky Girl
illustration by Alicia Policia :: via aliciapolicia.blogspot.com
This looks like my room.
When Posy tells Octavia that she’d be pretty any color in Mockingjay
omg let me die
I love the secondary characters so much ughhhhhh
(Source: 4nch0rz-away)
About me
I am Mandy. I'm an optimistic pessimist, college student, photographer, book lover, only child, and lifetime member of the Girl Scouts (17 years so far). I post things that inspire me,RDJ pictures, comic scans, fav movie GIFs & quotes. Feel free to share your favorite quotes or to just ask me anything: http://www.formspring.me/MissMandy07"I always carry lots of stuff with me wherever I roam, always weighted down with books, with cassettes, with pens and paper, just in case I get the urge to sit down somewhere, and oh, I don't know, read something or write my masterpiece. I want all my important possessions, my worldly goods, with me at all times. I want to hold what little sense of home I have left with me always. I feel so heavy all the time, so burdened. This must be a little bit like what it's like to be a bag lady, to drag your feet here, there, and everywhere, nowhere at all." -Elizabeth Wurtzel
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